Of course your winter sucked balls.

80% of the U.S. was/is covered in 6-inches of snow and all you can think of is poon at the beach, poon gardening, poon doing pretty much anything besides freezing its ass off.

Maxim gets you primed for the return of 60+ temps by unleashing Diora Baird doing some gardening work in its March 2011 issues. Oh, and Michelle Trachtenberg looking all sexy. We also get introduced to Carly Craig, who claims to be single.

That’s all just fodder for the real goods, Baird doing her thing with one of the sweetest arm bra you’ll ever see.

Excuse us as we get a drink of water and go buy some rose bushes.