You’ve watched their movies and memorized their porn classics, but never really had a path to the brains of porn stars.

Until Twitter revolutionized the world of words and porn. Thanks to one of the greatest inventions in the history of man, you now are just a Twitter search away from random thoughts from ladies you’ve lusted after for years.

But, between work, school, jobs, family, getting drunk, etc. you just don’t have the time to keep track of all these porn stars and their juicy thoughts.

That’s where Salty Milk comes to the rescue. Welcome to our feature, “Porn Star Tweets,” where our editors will keep track of the best and most insightful tweets that porn has to offer.

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Tags: Bree Olson, Bree Olson Photos, Bree Olson Twitter, Charlie Sheen Girlfriend, Porn Star Tweets, Porn Star Twitter
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Video: Jimmy Kimmel’s Hottie Body Hump Club

Release Date: February 27, 2011

Why It Matters: Pure hotness. Simple at that. This video has some gorgeous celebs in it, two of which I like a lot, Eva Longoria and Minka Kelly. It is also very amusing and sexy to see Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel, and Scarlett Johansson hump a ball as if they were a dog humping a leg.

Tags: Eva Longoria, Hottie Body Hump Club, Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel, Jimmy Kimmel, Minka Kelly, Scarlett Johansson
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Name: Stacy Keibler

Homeland: U.S.A.

Modeling Assignment: Esquire 2011

Reason She’s Important: It is very hard to believe that Stacy Keibler was once on WWE. Behind her cute face and hot body she has a dark side, a side that could probably kick your a**. WWE did the World a favor by hiring Stacy Keibler to hump other women and moan occasionally on national TV. You, me, the world, pretty much anyone would love to visit Stacy Keibler in her place.

Twitter: @StacyKeibler

Tags: Esquire, Stacy Keibler, Stacy Keibler 2011, Stacy Keibler Esquire, Stacy Keibler Me In My Place
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Name: Carmen Electra

Homeland: U.S.A.

Modeling Assignment: It’s not really modeling, just yoga class.

Reason She’s Important: Well, she’s not important these days unless Carmen is in various poses where her legs are spread, above her head or just in odd formations. These photos speak for themselves. You start doing this with your body and the blogosphere will take notice. Salty Milk is just giving men a better look into a hot chick’s yoga routine. We’re all about research.

Twitter: @carmenelectra

Tags: Carmen Electra, Carmen Electra Yoga, Celebrity Yoga, Yoga Poses
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Name: Kylie Bisutti

Homeland: U.S.A.

Modeling Assignment: April 2011 FHM UK 2011

Reason She’s Important: Kylie is a Victoria’s Secret model, that right there tells you that she is gorgeous. She was found on some dumb show called “Victoria’s Secret Model Search” and obviously won it. I say it is dumb but we both know that you DVR’ed it so when your wife left you could turn it on.

Twitter: @VSKylie

Tags: FHM, FHM UK, Kylie Bisutti
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Name: Victoria Justice

Homeland: America

Modeling Assignment: February 2011 Savvy Magazine

Reason She’s Important: Victoria Justice has been a big deal ever since she started doing Victoria’s Secret stuff. The biggest kicker about Victoria was that she was not 18 so every man out there felt like a pedophile. Well guys, she is no longer 17 and is now legal. You are allowed to look at her now and not feel like a huge perv.

Twitter: @VictoriaJustice

Tags: February 2011 Savvy Magazine, Savvy, Victoria Justice
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Name: Odalys Ramirez

Homeland: Mexico

Modeling Assignment: March 2011 Hombre Magazine

Reason She’s Important: We’re told, through our translators, that Odalys is a Mexican TV presenter, which doesn’t surprise us. She could work for PBS and our asses are watching. Put her on the Food Network in “Hot Chick vs. A Veggie Plate” and that shit would be locked into our DVR.

Twitter: @OdalysRP

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Tags: Hombre Magazine, Mexican TV Presenters, Odalys Ramirez, TV Presenters
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Someone over at Ebaums World spent the last 36 hours or so creating this super impressive Charlie Sheen soundboard, which guarantees hours of entertainment if used correctly.

Mix and match accordingly and be sure to use “Bring It” & “Badly” in the same sentence.

The boys at work will love this.

[Charlie Sheen Soundboard]

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