Welcome to our new post here at Salty Milk simply called “America Is Passed Out.”

According to a 2010 Gallup poll, sixty-seven percent of U.S. adults drink alcohol. We’re here to document 100% of those choosing to get bombed and have their friends snap photos of them passed out.

It’s a badge of honor. Embrace it. Photograph it. Email it. Tweet it. Facebook it. Send your photos of America Is Passed Out and we’ll make you famous.

All of the following happened over the last 24 hours.

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There’s this little event called Tiger Jam taking place in Vegas this weekend so I figured it was time to check in with some of the whores Tiger Woods used to treat to the best paid sex they ever had.

It just happens that Tiger’s huge charity benefit gets rolling and look who shows up on some Miami Beach – juggy Joslyn James & those fatty rolls.

Baby doll has like 30 seconds left in her 15 minutes of fame and you have to imagine that every time her photos show up Tiger’s dick runs for cover, like, “Fuck, I was hitting that?”

Yeah, you were and that shit is going to be haunting you for years to come. Sorry.

Tags: Joslyn James Beach Photos, Joslyn James Bikini Miami Photos, Joslyn James Miami Beach, Tiger Woods Whore Joslyn James
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Name: Romina Suvari (brunette); Elena Suvari (blond); Sisters

Homeland: Romania

Modeling Assignment: We had seen this gallery floating around the Net over the last couple of weeks and instantly enamored but couldn’t find much on Romina Suvari – until today. What we’ve learned is that this shoot was featured on Romanian site, Bucatarescu. The translations are sketchy so hang with us.

Reason She’s Important: According to the translations, Romina was a handball player for CS Oltchim Râmnicu Vâlcea, which is like the Yankees of the Romanian Handball League. Only 23, Romina was also a rhythmic gymnast. The sister wasn’t an athlete, but, from the look of these photos, seems to have dabbled in handball over the years. We must hand it to the Romanians, they know how to get our attention with a sister photoshoot.

Twitter: (It was hard enough finding translations. No Twitter.)

Tags: Elena Suvari, Romina Suvari, Romina Suvari Handball Athlete, Romina Suvari Oltchim, Romina Suvari Photographs, Romina Suvari Photos, Romina Suvari Pics, Romina Suvari Sister
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Kate Upton is a mess but still looks sexy as hell.

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Name: Denise Milani

Homeland: U.S.A.

Modeling Assignment: Some dude said “Hey, I got my camera, you’re in a red dress and the cleav is all sloppy. Let’s do a shoot!”

Reason She’s Important: Please, if you don’t know who Ms. Milani is at this point you are blind. What you might not know, however, is that she’s never fully unleashed those flotation devices. It’s still one of the world’s great mysteries as to why she doesn’t let ‘em breath.

Twitter: @Deniselifestyle

Tags: Denise Milani Boob Salad, Denise Milani Boob Spill, Denise Milani Red Dress
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Name: Hayden Panettiere

Homeland: U.S.A.

Location of Photos: LAX Airport 4/26/11

Reason She’s Important: Like that clever title by saying Hayden was talking to me on the phone? Well it’s not true, I wish it was but it isn’t. I do, however, like to believe that I could put a smile on her face. Hayden Panettiere seems to be all over the news lately by appearing on TV shows and flying in airports with see thru shirts where you can see her bra. All in all, Hayden is doing very well for herself.

Twitter: @HaydenPanettiere

Tags: Hayden Panettiere, Hayden Panettiere LAX, Hayden Panettiere LAX April, Hayden Panettiere LAX April 2011
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Name: Natalie Portman

Homeland: U.S.A.

Modeling Assignment: El Pais Semanal Spain April Issue

Reason She’s Important: It’s already the end of April, which is crazy, but it also means that it is time for a Natalie Portman issue. Natalie Portman is one of the most known actresses in the World right now because of her uber hotness (and somewhat decent acting skills). I have no clue what this magazine is but who cares, Natalie is in it.

Twitter: Can’t seem to find a real one.

Tags: Natalie Portman, Natalie Portman El Pais Semanal, Natalie Portman El Pais Semanal Spain, Natalie Portman El Pais Semanal Spain April 2011
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Lucy Pinder knows how to wear a hand bra – probably the best in the world.

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