Name: Sylvie van der Vaart
Homeland: Netherlands
Modeling Assignment: Here is Sylvie working her gig on Let’s Dance, which we believe is a German variation of Dancing with the Stars. Could be wrong, though.
Reason She’s Important: Um, Sylvie and her futbol playing husband have been called the new Beckhams. She’s like the Eva Longoria of Europe, minus the ability to act in stupid shows on ABC.
Twitter: @SylvievdVaart – looks like a fake so be careful telling her how much you love her rack.
Name: Kate Upton
Homeland: U.S.A.
Modeling Assignment: Not an assignment, just Upton partying with SI editor MJ Day
Reason She’s Important: Don’t focus on Upton in this post. We want you to be aware of the lady who is responsible for finding talent (and uploading this photo to Twitter) for the SI Swimsuit Edition. MJ Day is her name and her Twitter account is loaded with Twitpics of the hottest women in the world, usually in various stages of undress. Follow her. Keep an eye on her Twitpics and thank us later.
Twitter: @MJ_Day
Here is quite the celebration photo from a Manchester game earlier in the week.
Not sure which U.K. rag it’s from but you just know those Brit papers and their inability to turn down a classic moment in newspapering.
@Ben_Parkinson reports: “The quote in the paper:Rio had plenty to celebrate on his return from injury last night…. Looks like something else”
Name: Elsa Pataky
Homeland: Spain
Modeling Assignment: Bikini Time – Miami Beach – April 7, 2011
Reason She’s Important: Ms. Pataky will have a big role, as the hot chick who can kick some ass, in the next movie in the usually Oscar-worthy Fast and Furious series. This one will be called Fast Five. Mark your calendars, fratties. Other than this mainstream Hollywood role, Elsa also entertained in Snakes on a Plane. In other words, we’re here to see what she looks like in a bikini.
Twitter: @ElsaPataky
Name: Kelly Brook
Homeland: England, but she might as well be American at this point
Modeling Assignment: Last Night On Earth red carpet party – April 7
Reason She’s Important: At this point if you are reading this paragraph instead of staring at those hooters, you have issues. Ok, moron, we can tell you that those boobs have been featured on pretty much every magazine cover from the Baltic Sea to the Brazilian lad mags. Sidenote: Brook is preggers in this photo dump. React accordingly.
Twitter: @IAMKELLYBROOK
Welcome to our new ‘game’ on Salty Milk. It is pretty simple, we put up a picture of a rack and you try to figure out who owns the glorious rack. We like boobs, you like boobs, we all like boobs, so this is the best game ever.
So Guess-That-Rack!
Name: Lyndsy Fonseca
Homeland: U.S.A
Modeling Assignment: Jack Magazine April 2011 Issue
Reason She’s Important: Have you secretly thought that the daughter of Ted Mosby from ‘How I Met Your Mother’ would be pretty hot if she was a little bit older? Well she is older now and is in Jack Magazine with some provocative pictures. The second I saw these, being a huge fan of the show, I just had to post them.
Twitter: @LyndsyMFonseca
Name: Katrina Bowden
Homeland: USA
Modeling Assignment: Esquire’s ‘Me In My Place’ 2011
Reason She’s Important: The day after Esquire named Katrina Bowden as the sexiest woman alive, she decides to come out with new photos. I am thinking the photoshoot had something to do with being the winner but I am not 100% sure. Katrina Bowden is a gorgeous, and I mean gorgeous, model that will make you wish she was in your place.
Twitter: @Katrinakbowden
Denise Milani Vs. This Red Cowboy Hat [15 Photos]
Former Handball Player Romina Suvari Gets Handbra From Her Sister Elena For Romanian Magazine Shoot
Denise Milani Vs. This Red Dress! [19 Photos]
MTV Teen Mom Farrah Hits Miami Beach With Implants & Turns In These Bikini Photos
Photos: Natalia Avelon Goes Armbra For GQ Germany May 2011 Issue
