Name: Leilani Dowding

Homeland: England

Modeling Assignment: Some stupid stunt where she hires a photographer (probably her manager) to snap shots of her acting like she’s working out. It’s a simple stunt that is a huge Internet attention grabber and thanks to that ass we fell for it.

Reason She’s Important: Leilani is a jersey chaser. Per Wikipedia: Dowding dated Dagenham and Redbridge and Barnet defender Anwar Uddin and has been engaged to former Wimbledon and Northern Ireland defender Mark Williams and was engaged to Middlesbrough footballer Jérémie Aliadière.

Twitter: @leilanidowding

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Welcome to our new ‘game’ on Salty Milk. It is pretty simple, we put up a picture of a rack and you try to figure out who owns the glorious rack. We like boobs, you like boobs, we all like boobs, so this is the best game ever.

So Guess-That-Rack!

Find out who it is!

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Name: Carol

Homeland: We’re guessing Florida

Modeling Assignment: Action Girls

Reason She’s Important: She’s not important but we’ve been lacking in the hairbra department and Carol came along at the perfect time. Hopefully you’ll understand and enjoy the implants.

Twitter: Couldn’t even figure out her last name. No idea.

Tags: Black Hairbra, Hairbra, String Bikini Model
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Video: Kate Upton Teaches How To Dougie At The Clippers Game

Release Date: April 3, 2011

Why It Matters: Kate Upton is a gorgeous woman that loves to tweet all sorts of cute pictures. Kate Upton loves the Dougie song and the Clippers so much that she decided to do the song at the Clippers game. The men in the background aren’t even looking at her so that means they have no taste. Thanks to COED for uploading the video.

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Name: Jordana Brewster

Homeland: Panama

Modeling Assignment: Maxim may 2011 Issue

Reason She’s Important: Have you seen ‘Fast and Furious’ or ‘The Fast and The Furious?’ Well then you know why Jordana Brewster is important. This is girl/actress is purely amazing and sexy. Her new photoshoot for Maxim proves that even more, she looks amazing in a bikini.

Twitter: @JorBrewster

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Name: Alessandra Ambrosio, Candice Swanepoel, & Adriana Lima

Modeling Assignment: Some Victoria’s Secret photoshoot

Reason She’s Important: I don’t think I really need to explain myself on this post. All three of these girls are extremely sexy. The real question is, who is the hottest one between the three? I am at a tie between all three of them so if any were to hang out with me then I wouldn’t be disappointed. Candice does look a little skinnier than usual though….

Tags: Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio, Candice Swanepoel
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Name: Kelly Brook

Homeland: England

Modeling Assignment: Health & Fitness UK May 2011 Issue

Reason She’s Important: This is the second post I have done in about 10 days over Kelly Brook. So by saying this, then she is pretty fricken sexy. Everyone here at SM agree with that statement too. I would love to have Kelly Brook as my trainer when I hit the gym but that isn’t going to happen. A guy can dream right?

Twitter: @IAmKellyBrook

Tags: Kelly Brook, Kelly Brook 2011, Kelly Brook Health & Fitness, Kelly Brook Health & Fitness UK
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