Name: Sandee Westgate

Homeland: U.S.A.

Modeling Assignment: Just your run-of-the-mill gallery to entice guys to drop $29.99 a month to look at the same chick over and over again.

Reason She’s Important: Sandee is known as the Playboy model turned bad since she went hardcore lesbo and pretty much stained her standing as a good Playboy girl. She’s been at this game since 1998 and is one of the last 90s Internet models still getting naked. That right there is probably worth a Wikipedia page.

Twitter: @sandeewestgate

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Name: Christie Brinkley

Homeland: U.S.A

Modeling Assignment: Heading out over the weekend for a night of drinks at BWs and maybe some bowling with the girlfriends.

Reason She’s Important: Do you realize that Christie is 57? Even the knees are holding up at this old age. Something tells us the rack is holding up quite well, too, but will keep fingers crossed that this summer we get to see 3-time SI Swimsuit cover model don a bikini to really judge if the boobs are still 10s.

Twitter: Nope, she’s 57. Like she has time to give you 140-character tidbits about her life. That is so Kate Upton.

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Name: Kate Upton

Homeland: U.S.A

Modeling Assignment: Bare Necessities Lingerie

Reason She’s Important: Look, if you are still asking this question there might be an issue with your Internet habits.

Twitter: @KateUpton

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Tags: Kate Upton Bare Necessities Photos, Kate Upton Bra & Panties, Kate Upton Granny Panties
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Name: Sylvie van der Vaart

Homeland: Netherlands

Modeling Assignment: Here is Sylvie working her gig on Let’s Dance, which we believe is a German variation of Dancing with the Stars. Could be wrong, though.

Reason She’s Important: Um, Sylvie and her futbol playing husband have been called the new Beckhams. She’s like the Eva Longoria of Europe, minus the ability to act in stupid shows on ABC.

Twitter: @SylvievdVaart – looks like a fake so be careful telling her how much you love her rack.

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Here is quite the celebration photo from a Manchester game earlier in the week.

Not sure which U.K. rag it’s from but you just know those Brit papers and their inability to turn down a classic moment in newspapering.

@Ben_Parkinson reports: “The quote in the paper:Rio had plenty to celebrate on his return from injury last night…. Looks like something else”

Tags: Wayne Rooney Celebration Photo, Wayne Rooney Manchester Photo
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Name: Elsa Pataky

Homeland: Spain

Modeling Assignment: Bikini Time – Miami Beach – April 7, 2011

Reason She’s Important: Ms. Pataky will have a big role, as the hot chick who can kick some ass, in the next movie in the usually Oscar-worthy Fast and Furious series. This one will be called Fast Five. Mark your calendars, fratties. Other than this mainstream Hollywood role, Elsa also entertained in Snakes on a Plane. In other words, we’re here to see what she looks like in a bikini.

Twitter: @ElsaPataky

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Name: Kelly Brook

Homeland: England, but she might as well be American at this point

Modeling Assignment: Last Night On Earth red carpet party – April 7

Reason She’s Important: At this point if you are reading this paragraph instead of staring at those hooters, you have issues. Ok, moron, we can tell you that those boobs have been featured on pretty much every magazine cover from the Baltic Sea to the Brazilian lad mags. Sidenote: Brook is preggers in this photo dump. React accordingly.

Twitter: @IAMKELLYBROOK

Tags: Kelly Brook, Kelly Brook Boobs, Kelly Brook Cleavage, Kelly Brook Last Night On Earth
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Name: Anouk Matton

Homeland: Belgium

Modeling Assignment: P Magazine March 2011 Issue

Reason She’s Important: Honestly, I don’t know what to say about Anouk Matton. There really isn’t too much out there other than some photos/videos of her. We here at Salty Milk have come to really adore these photos of Anouk. Too bad Anouk wasn’t at the same destination as I was last week.

Twitter: @anoukmatton

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