Linsey De Frenne is an unknown to American men but if Salty Milk has its way we’d like to see her in Iron Man 3 or would even settle for a naked part in a National Lampoon flick.

After looking at these photos from the May issue of Che Belgium it seems like a no-brainer that Linsey get some work here in the U.S.

Stay tuned.

Nothing brings in the customers to convenience stores like a little sexual innuendo.

Whether it’s stuffed animals have a three-way train or store names like Kum&Go, you’ll look twice the next time you pull in to get your morning coffee at the Pump & Munch.

In many cities across the United States, the celebration of St. Patrick’s Day started this past weekend at some pub in Maine to a beach bar and grille in San Diego.

Americans love nothing more than a reason to get drunk and act like they are Irish.

Personally, we are more impressed by the effort and energy these people put into their wardrobes because nothing would be a bigger shame than being a drunk frat boy without a “F@ck Me, I’m Irish,” shirt.

Today we shall take a look at the 29 All-Time Greatest St. Patrick’s Day Shirts that will eventually be covered in green Bud Light and vomit from Debbie because she had too many Irish Car Bombs.

Cheers to all the true Irish people out there and to the fake Irish wannabees who will turn German by October.

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“Dude, I’ve got 50 pesos that you won’t lay on the track and let a truck jump over you.”

Oh really, Juan.

Well we’ve found a guy willing to show off his stupidity by getting on all fours as a rally truck approaches his position. Then, as if you couldn’t guess, the truck goes right over top of the guy who is literally inches from death.

Those crazy South American train riders aren’t impressed. Beheading via power line is so much more manly.

We weren’t familiar with Suite 23 magazine until a friend sent a link to these images of Venezuelan models in various stages of undress for the March 2010 issue.

As men, we stood and saluted like you’d expect.

Then we instantly started looking for information on Natalia Monasterios, Joanna Skrzypczak, Eveline Silva & Emily Fernandez.

Nada. Nothing.

We have a feeling this is the United States debut for these models who likely aspire to bigger and better things like Maxim or FHM Bulgaria.

Small steps, ladies. Be patient.

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There are tattoos that women regret getting in life and Swiss model/TV personality Michelle Hunziker owns one of the 1990′s worst tats imaginable.

She has the barbed wire tat gracing her beautiful right arm and it’s a shame, really.

Here we have Michelle posing for GQ Germany’s April 2010 issue and that tat just smacks us in the face of yesteryear when Pam Anderson was running around a beach acting like a lifeguard.

Formerly married to a singer named Eros, Hunziker is on the market and looking better than ever. We even have a feeling, given the chance, the wire tat could be overlooked if she gave us the time of day.

The world of hot chicks has been without SaltyMilk for about 6 months or so but that absence is over. The band is back together and the site has a new look, all new content and a mission to keep your ass busy during the work day.

The goal of Salty Milk will be to keep your ass occupied during these tough times. It’s highly likely that your job sucks. You are making way less money than 10 years ago. That you are unemployed. That your wife hates you. That you hate your wife. That life just isn’t fair.

Screw all that. Hang with us. Comment on the hot chicks. Act like a fool.

It’s alright. Have fun staring at models like Bar Refaeli at the Oscars.

-Salty